背誦英語初中英語范文100字，是初中時代大家大都曾經經歷過的呢。下面是小編給大家整理的一些英語初中英語范文100字，供大家參閱!

初中英語100字（篇1）

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State

University in Los Angeles. When I say, “Good afternoon,” the undergraduates respond, “Good afternoon”. But the graduate students just write it down.

初中英語100字（篇2）

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!

初中英語100字（篇3）

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn&39;t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That&39;s fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

初中英語100字（篇4）

I was having dinner at a restaurant when Harry Steele came in. Harry worked in a lawyer&39;s office years ago, but he is now working at a bank. He gets a good salary, but he always borrows money from his friends and never pays it back. Harry saw me and came and sat at the same table. He has never borrowed money from me. While he was eating, I asked him to lend me $2. To my surprise, he gave me the money immediately. “I have never borrowed any money from you,” Harry said, “so now you can pay for my dinner!”

初中英語100字（篇5）

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn&39;t really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I&39;ve farted at least 20 times since I&39;ve been here in your office. You didn&39;t know I was farting because they don&39;t smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here&39;s a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don&39;t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we&39;ve cleared up your sinuses, let&39;s start working on your hearing."

初中英語100字（篇6）

May I have your attention please, now I will give you a basic introduction of Mountain Tai. It is one of the "Five Sacred Mountains" and is a natural museum abounding with cultural relics and artworks, such as Red Gate Palace, Mid-Heaven Gate and so forth. Now it is half past eight, and all the visitors can stay in the mountain for 8 hours. You should leave at 4:30pm and the sightseeing bus is waiting at the entrance .It is important for you to remember the bus number. When you get off the bus please bring your bags and close the bus windows. Now please enjoy your time! Thank you.

初中英語100字（篇7）

Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the restaurants stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $ 500 in legal services.

Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services."

Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter."

The $1.50 was returned without delay.

初中英語100字（篇8）

One day, Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school.

Suddenly, he stopped and raised his head high. He kept looking at the sky. It lasted two minutes.

A woman passed by. She saw Charley looking at the sky and she stopped and also looked at the sky.

The sky was blue. There were some white clouds. Charley still looked at the sky and didn’t move a bit. The woman also went on looking at the sky. Mary passers-by stopped. They looked at the sky, too.

After a while, charley lowered his head. He laughed and asked. “What are you looking for in the sky?”

The woman said: “why are you looking at the sky?”

“I didn’t look at the sky.” Charley pointed to his nose, “My nose was bleeding.”

初中英語100字（篇9）

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I&39;ve got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."

"That&39;s wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What&39;s the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."